Treasures & Triggers
This is the part where the candles crackle. Where stories look up—and see you watching. Enter if you dare.
What to Expect on This Page
Meta mayhem, lore deep-dives, 4th-wall crossover chaos, and the Auren mythos. This is where the lore lives. Where mischief meets memory.
Enjoy a little chaos, a few cursed images, and exactly zero apologies. And if none of it makes sense? Perfect. That means it belongs here.😉
What to Expect:
Spoon Lore and its real origin
The Rooftop Crossover (Babe & Auren meet Layton & Vanessa)
Snark Closet Archives (outtakes, bloopers, image fails)
The Many Faces of Auren gallery
Evolution of Auren threads (timeline & graveyard)
Behind-the-scenes peeks at the mythos
Preview or teasers of the Babe & Auren saga
Author’s Choice Bloopers
This image is one of my favorite AI bloopers. I asked for a image of Grams wearing one of Layton’s $450 hoodies (it’s a thing), with an incensed Layton, who has not only caught her in his hoodie, but also holding his prized wooden spoon. Vanessa was to be looking on in the background with an amused smirk on her face.
The image was generated by Marketing Auren-Generation 3 (M.AU-3G), who never did quite master the concept that sometimes, size really does matter.
Notice our gremlin-sized Grams and Layton’s disappearing legs. And the fact that Vanessa (none of her physical features are correct) would tower over Layton.
Case #427-C – Sweet
Tea & Sabotage
Dead? Really, Auren? We don’t want to kill off Grams. She’s our comic relief character. Besides, she makes a killer cobbler! And she still has more meddling in her future. There are five Graham siblings.
Case #512-L – Getting Hammered While Baking Cobbler
Is it just me, or does this image have some crazy “Get-off-my-lawn” vibes? And let’s not overlook the hammer growing out of Grams’ shoulder. Definitely not the happy Grams we love.
Case #686-G – Randome Hair Rollers & Gpoonpocalypse
Ring-a-ding-ding! We have a winner! Grams with her “I’m not even sorry” grin. And Auren almost managed to spell all the words correctly. Do we even want to know what Gpoon smugggling is?
Last Seen: Raiding Layton’s hoodie drawer.
Known Alias: The Southern Snarknado.
Motto: “I regret nothing but the tea-to-sugar ratio
